For Snakebite and anyone else to wax nostalgic

OK here's the deal, when I was in college my friends and I would spend our free time in the TV studio rediscovering the old episodes of Saved By the Bell. If your within 5 years, plus or minus my age, you will know that you either wanted to be Kelly Kapowski, you wanted to sleep with her or you were just really stoned or bored cathing up with the Bayside kids and Mr, Belding in syndication!!

A.C. Slater Facts
We've all heard of the Chuck Norris facts, about how the Chuckster "Does not love Raymond" and how he can "blow bubbles with beef jerky." But no one knows about all the things the Saved by the Bell jock, A.C. Slater can do..... until now.... -

There's only 3 things A.C. Slater likes. 1. Women, 2. Sports, 3. Putting nerds in lockers at
Bayside High.- If you open A.C. Slater's locker at Bayside High you'll find the mummified corpses of over a million nerds, dorks, dweebs, preppies, and teachers.- If there is a sport that Slater isn't any good at, it must not be a sport. And Slater doesn't consider Cheerleading to be a sport. But he does consider cheerleaders to be "Hot Mamas."-

A.C. Slater was never Saved by the Bell, they named the show that because there's only so many nerds that can be thrown into a locker until gym class started.
- You're not allowed to call him A.C. Slater. You can call him Ace, or The Slate.
- Sometimes A.C. Slater plays guitar and calls himself Esteban.
- A.C. Slater invented students having sex with their teachers.
- Slater put the "AC" in "aphrodisiac."
- A.C. Slater doesn't have dimples. Those were dents of anger. If you ever were unfortunate to see those dimples in person, you were quickly and violently thrown in a locker.
- Slater eats live rifle rounds for breakfast.
- Slater once had an opportunity to recieve Spider-Man's alien symbiote suit. Instead, A.C. Slater shoved it in a locker.
- A.C. Slater's heroes consist solely of dead soldiers of WWI, WWII, and 'Nam.
- Mario Lopez is Slater's mild mannered alter ego.
- Super Mario Brothers were created in A.C.'s alter ego's image.
- The reason people never see ninjas is because Slater shoved them all in lockers at Bayside High.
- Someone once took a drop of A.C. Slater's sweat and put it on a tiny blue stone, this was the birth of Viagra.
- Slater always kept a clean shaven face because hair doesn't grow on granite.
- Valley, Bayside's rival school, never really existed except during the first Season of Saved by the Bell. They just mention it so much to cover up the fact that A.C. Slater's dimples killed it.
- Slater put the "AC" in "Ejaculation."
- A.C. Slater's nipples are made of leather.
- Before he went to Bayside High, A.C. Slater work as a stunt double for Hulk Hogan.
- A.C. Slater had a pet chameleon named Artie that died while in Zack's care in the first season. Every Zack Morris segment for the rest of Saved by the Bell's episodes had to have dramatic special effects to make it seem like Zack's face wasn't crushed by a baseball bat.
- Slater calls Zack Morris preppy because he can.
- A.C. Slater's favorite type of porn? Obituaries.
- A.C. Slater's dimples weren't there since birth. Two meteors fell from space hitting A.C. Slater on opposite sides of the face. Those meteors are now stuck in a locker at Bayside High.
- Slater can eat thunder and crap world peace.
- A.C. Slater was the only student in Bayside History to record two A++++++++ grades on his report card. They were for Gym Class and War History.
- Justin Timberlake asked A.C. Slater for advice on how to bring sexy back.
- The makers of the Rambo movie series didn't come up with the idea. They traveled several years into the future and spotted A.C. Slater at Bayside High playing lacrosse. Luckily A.C. Slater liked the movies, if not, Sylvester Stallone would be stuck in a locker at Bayside High.
- A.C. Slater is the number that comes after infinity.
- Jessie Spano did Showgirls because A.C. Slater told her to. After the movie was done filming Slater dumped her for Gina Gershon.
- How did A.C. Slater get his powers? He was bitten by a radio active dimple.
- A.C. Slater took Jesse Spano's virginity... and shoved it in a locker.
- The music band "Gym Class Heroes" are hated by A.C. Slater for making money off Slater's middle name.
- Saved by the Bell was orginally called "Good Morning Miss Bliss" and set in Indiana. Slater didn't like Indiana so he single handedly moved the school to California, changed its name to Bayside high, and fired Miss Bliss.
- A.C. Slater has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
- Many people wonder how A.C. Slater gets that great tan year round. It's simple, Slater goes to his neighbor's fake bake shop every other day to tan on her tanning bed... while it's on fire.
- A.C. Slater's dimples don't have a mind of their own, but, Slater's mind has dimples of its own.
- Before A.C. Slater grew his dimples, he was known as Erik Estrada and starred in porn.
- The Saved by the Bell hangout known as "The Max" used to be called "The Low Intensity." But then A.C. Slater started going there.
- There's a rumor that A.C. Slater will take over as the host of Price is Right after Drew Carey retires. If so, there will be only one game: Shove the dork in the Locker.
- Slater put the "AC" in "Deadly Automobile Accident"
- When A.C. Slater and Zack Morris first met they were battling over Kelly Kapowski. The only reason Kelly went with Zack is because she's allergic to manly...and homosexuals. Maybe not allergic but you get the idea!